I don't doubt the intelligence of you lot out there - but think of this: my relationship with the creative power behind the crop circle formations is akin to other's relationship with god or their particular avatar - and were I to pronounce on my own revelations I would be no better than your average synthetic priest or imam. . Admittedly, my opinion is based on direct experience and surety as opposed to blind faith, theology and doctrine imposed over the last 2,000 years by old men with little dxxxs. It's simple really, once you learn to think outside the box - work it out for yourself. And over the coming week or so I will endeavour to elucidate on my experiences. But let's get the fundamentals straight - what you have here is not of current time human origin, animal origin, Gaian interaction with humanity or ET. I have records of crop circles going back to the 1500's, which kind of rules out satellite transmission. And ask yourself - apart crop circle sites, me and a few fringe sites, where do you see crop circles? Why is the mainstream media and government so culpably refusenik of this? And just when you thought it couldn't get any better.... Here.