All of a sudden, it's different.  Saturn's stopped retrograding (woohoo!), Mercury is about to slip behind the Sun, the dodgy Moon I've been referring to recently is fading and my headache is finally going, albeit being replaced by tinitus (?  I've never experienced so much ringing in the ears before, what the hell is happening?) but nevertheless it feels different to the last few days.  It's now officially silly season for the next thirteen days, and to start off with things let's disect everybody's favourite robot, those poor misguided emotionally bereft souls, Aquarians.  If you love them, buy them something different.  A build yourself pyramid, a wok, a time machine, a dirty book to remind them that they live in a flesh and blood body.  If, however you want to wind them up, get intimate and personal and insist that they tell you their exact plans.  Show off in their presence, reminding them of their unemotional inferiority.  Take them for granted.  Belittle their crystal collection.  Accuse them of being robots from Sirius.  Make them wear clothes that they hate - anything grey. How would you wind up your Aquarian friend?