There's never been such a debacle in my lifetime as there currently is in the UK political system.  Constant new revelations around sleaze, greed and selfishness of the worst type are becoming endemic, no-one in this country has any faith in politicians any more.  Claiming for their non existent mortgages, their duck houses, tennis courts, moats, charging the public for fences to stop rabbits eating their lawn  - but hang on a minute - these exposes started fifteen days ago, at the start of the Mercury retrograde.  First the bankers, now the politicians, the Catholic church is just seen as a haven for paedophiles - who's next?  Probably the highly paid sports stars.  How far does it go?  Well, all the major newspaper owners are off shore as far as tax and expenses go, but you won't see that in the papers.  OK - Gemini - you're up.  Sponsored silences are their thing, they really are the quiet type - not.  Corner them at parties so that they can't move about and circulate and then bore them to death with your emotional problems.  Make them wear just the one colour - any colour, but just the one.  Give them long and smothering hugs.  Make them walk everywhere and keep telling them to take their time.  Many people call them hypocrites - I call them chameleons.